‘Twas a few days before Christmas, and staring at a screen,
A frustrated content writer, no content to be seen.
They scratched their head and racked their brain, but no words would come out,
Searching for a Christmas pun, their audience would love, no doubt.
A Christmas gift, we gave to them, to spread the festive cheer,
This same present, we give to you, you can find it right here.
Fifty puns for Christmastime, too good to disregard,
For captions, blogs and emails…or your mate’s Christmas card.
Santa puns
Puns as jolly as ol’ Saint Nick.
Santamental
A Claus for celebration
Claus and effect
Claus a scene
Claus-trophobic
Whatever soots you
Be-Claus
Santatiser
Elf puns
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear”.
Elf-aware
Treat yo’ elf!
Elf and safety
Take an elfie
Don’t be elfish
Snow puns
Wordplay Vanilla Ice would be proud of.
Snow, thank you
Snow place like home
Snow what?
Takes one to snow one
It’s snow secret
For goodness flakes
Told you snow
Ice to meet you
On the (snow)ball
Icy what you did there
Christmas tree puns
Spruce up your content - wait, there’s another one…
Fir real
Tree-mendous
Chemis-tree
Fir-get it
Fir sure
Music and film Christmas puns
Because we love a bit of pop culture…
I got my mind set on yule
All the jingle ladies
Say it ain’t snow
Rebel without a Claus
The Firminator
A message to you, Rud-olph
Have your elf a merry little Christmas
Shake it like a pole-aroid picture
Dog Christmas puns
…but not as much as we love dogs.
Feliz navi-dog
Santa paws
Happy howlidays
Dachshund through the snow
Bah hum-pug
Content Christmas puns
Because we’re content nerds.
SE-ho ho ho
Tree-word optimisation
Meta sleigh-ta
White (label) Christmas
Other Christmas puns
Because we couldn't think of a more creative category. Get off our backs - it’s Christmas.
Oh, deer!
Be-yule-tiful
From head to mistletoe
Sleigh what?
But wait, there’s myrrh
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all the team here at Paragraft. Remember, we’re here all year round should you need a helping hand with your content creation - just drop us a line.